Lunch Break Lock

Record: 63-50-3 (+4.9 units)

Recap:

Fuck Trae Young. Fuck Trae Young. Fuck Trae Young. He is a bum and I pray to God he never wins a ring. Fuck him. That rat bastard. Hey fucker you are supposed to be an all star. All stars don’t stat pad you fucking wanker. I am so fucking mad. 10 points in 33 fucking seconds. The Thunder were up by 10 wtf are you doing. Seriously act like a fucking pro. SGA fuck you too. You make that fucking free throw it hits. You are supposed to act like a fuckin pro and pass it back out to run out the clock when you miss too. What a fucking loss. Holy shit. I am fucking fuming. I wouldn’t rule out a total fixing too. I forgot what these bullshit basketball totals felt like. Fucking hell. I want to die.

Lock: NYR/DET U6.5 1u to win 0.9

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I got shafted yesterday but it’s time to move on. Voting day so no NBA so it is to the ice. It’s 4-3. It’s not pretty but I think I have to continue. 67% of the bets on the over and 78% of the money is on the under. It’s a TNT game and all eyes are going to be on hockey today. Too much pressure for both teams. Give me the under. Rangers play great defense at home. Red Wings have had a great start to the season but it’s now time for them to start slowing down. I love the under tonight. Give me great saves. Give me slow play. Give me bricked shots. Brick Squad. 🧱

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Red Wings 11/L16 on the road

Under in Ranger’s 7/L9

Under in Ranger’s 7/L8 at home.

Under in 8/L9 NYR/DET in New York

Under in 15/L18 NYR/DET

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