Shit List
- Bryce Underwood
- MLB Managers
- Portland Fire – fouling down 20
- Non Elimination Hockey – the worst
- Ohio State Women’s Basketball – fouling down 20 in an upset
- Walbert Urena – shocking 4th inning
- Ben Johnsonn – going for shit on your own side of the ball
- Derrick Lewis – waited for the over to hit to get knocked out
- Tua – Garbage Time Merchant
- Kirk Cousins – 1Q Fuck
- Miko Rantanen. 2.7 seconds.
- Cam Thomas – stat pad in the 4th
- James Franklin – Known to stat pad late in games won’t stop scoring
- Joe Flacco – Scored a meaningless TD to end the game after throwing a pick six
- Sean Payton – Ran trick plays in garbage time for no reason at all
- Army Football – Stat padding fucks
- Rory McIlroy – I fucking hate him. How do you miss that put? How? Choke fuck.
- Hawaii/UCSB Refs – I can’t stand refs that do this shit and give every piece of contact a foul.
- Thanksgiving – I always get fucked on Thanksgiving
- Regular Season Srianni – This guy is a bum and a thrower in the regular season.
- Sabonis – This guy is a stat padding fuck. He isn’t even that good.
- NBA Post IST – They don’t fucking play defense.
- WSU/UW Refs – This one was a robbery. WSU deserved this upset and I deserved this massive dog.
- Logan Webb – Terrible first inning pitcher. Fucking bum.
- Myself for not betting Colorado Week 1 2023 – I watched those shitty videos and I knew they were better than expected. Moron.
- Alabama for being frauds (unless they win it all)(they did not win it all) – Fuck Jalen Milroe
- ODU especially their long snapper – How do you fuck up a long snap? That is your only job.
- Lincoln Riley (unless they make the playoffs) – USC are frauds with this guy
- Whoever decided the Jets depth chart – Mecole was supposed to be a starter but didn’t play a minute