Shit List

  1. WNBA
  2. Non Elimination Hockey
  3. Ohio State Women’s Basketball
  4. Indiana
  5. Sacramento Kings
  6. St. John’s/Xavier Refs
  7. Ben Johnson
  8. Derrick Lewis clear throw
  9. Tua – Garbage Time Merchant
  10. Kirk Cousins – 1Q Fuck
  11. Miko Rantanen. 2.7 seconds.
  12. Cam Thomas – stat pad in the 4th
  13. James Franklin – Known to stat pad late in games won’t stop scoring
  14. Joe Flacco – Scored a meaningless TD to end the game after throwing a pick six
  15. Sean Payton – Ran trick plays in garbage time for no reason at all
  16. Army – Stat padding fucks. Have some fucking class ffs you are the military you fucking ass wipes.
  17. Rory McIlroy – I fucking hate him. How do you miss that put? How? Choke fuck.
  18. Hawaii/UCSB Refs – I can’t stand refs that do this shit and give every piece of contact a foul.
  19. Thanksgiving – I always get fucked on Thanksgiving
  20. Regular Season Srianni – This guy is a bum and a thrower in the regular season.
  21. Sabonis – This guy is a stat padding fuck. He isn’t even that good.
  22. NBA Post IST – They don’t fucking play defense.
  23. WSU/UW Refs – This one was a robbery. WSU deserved this upset and I deserved this massive dog.
  24. Logan Webb – Terrible first inning pitcher. Fucking bum.
  25. Myself for not betting Colorado Week 1 2023 – I watched those shitty videos and I knew they were better than expected. Moron.
  26. Alabama for being frauds (unless they win it all)(they did not win it all) – Fuck Jalen Milroe
  27. ODU especially their long snapper – How do you fuck up a long snap? That is your only job.
  28. Lincoln Riley (unless they make the playoff) – USC are frauds with this guy
  29. Whoever decided the Jets depth chart – Mecole was supposed to be a starter but didn’t play a minute