Record: 89-77-3 (-0.1 units)
Locks: CIN/MIN U40.5 1u / PIT ML 1u / DET -4.5 1u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I can see the 3-0. Bengals looked great, too great last week. They still have a backup QB and it is supposed to shitty overcast weather. Give me the under. Minnesota is on their third string QB so they won’t be able to score. People are expecting a shootout with all the talent on both sides of the ball minus the QB’s but it is going to go under. It has to go under. I love the Steelers. Everyone wrote them off after last Thursday. But now they are rested and they find ways to win these games. They do it every year. The Colts have been winning these bullshit games all season and now they lose back to back. I see the Colts as a team that can only win shootout games and the Steelers won’t let this get to a shoutout. Tomlin is going to get this team fired up after a humiliating loss to the Pats. Give me the ML. Detroit coming off a bad Bears loss bounces back against the Broncos. The Broncos are frauds. They aren’t making the playoffs and they get shit on Saturday night. People thinking they can hang with these fringe SB contenders is a joke. The Lions are going to win this game by double digits. Love the slate hopefully the slate loves me back. Please let’s get a sweep.
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Vikings 9/L11
Under in CIN/MIN 4/L6
Steelers are 6-1 ATS in L7 games against the Colts
Colts are 2-12 in L14 against an opponent in the AFC North
Lions are 4-1 in L5 at home
Lions are 6-2 ATS in L8 played in December