Lunch Break Lock

Record: 170-164-7 (-20.5u)

Recap:

I am a broken record. The only thing I can do is laugh. Terrible first quarter then a great second and third and then a disastrous fourth. At this point I expect to lose. What a joke. Two spurts of 8 points in a minute and it was dead. Seattle can fuck off for trying when they knew the game was dead. It was pacing beautifully until the fourth. A 57 point fourth quarter. In a blowout. You really can’t make that shit up. Fuck off. I am damn near dead. Fuck me. I need to add all of these losses to the SL. Every single one. I am beginning to believe these losses are causing my poor health. Fuck me.

Lock: Andre Pallante U3.5 K’s 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Fuck it. I am dead inside both mentally and physically. I am still sick as shit and this losing streak isn’t helping. This game is in Alabama. I expect the bats to be hot and the pitchers to struggle. This is a young pitcher who only recently began starting games. This guy isn’t going to get there. He is young and I think the significance of this game is going to get to him. I know it is incredibly low but this situation is going to give him all sorts of nerves. Under. Under. Under. One time. Please stop the fucking bleeding.

Unbiased Stats:

U3.5 K’s in 10/L13 games

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