Lunch Break Lock

Record: 176-169-7 (-19.2u)

Recap:

I want to die. I mean that is all I can really say. I am fucking fuming and I also want off myself. I want to die because it lost. I want die even more because I don’t know how it lost. They called the Griner strip a fucking block. A FUCKING BLOCK. I mean I stopped refreshing late to not jinx anything so when the clock went out and she got the rebound I thought I hit by 0.1. But no for some fucking reason they called it a block. The worst part is I am almost positive it wasn’t a block but I can’t even confirm that because of this shit sport not having any possible way to see a replay. Fuck me. Fuck Fuck. Fuck. I emailed the WNBA stat team and even though it won’t change the loss she shouldn’t get any reward for stat padding her whole career. That block meant nothing just like her last rebound. All she does is stat pad. She was fighting her own teammates for rebounds and she is the Westbrick of the WNBA. Unbelievable. She played pretty much the entire game too. I thought the Sun would have some class and pull her in the last two minutes too since she is atrocious from the foul line but they didn’t. Unreal. Really can’t make this shit up sometimes. I haven’t been this heated about a loss in a while. It really fucking hurt. I had to take a drive to try and get myself to calm down but it really didn’t help much. I hate this shit sometimes. Fuck. I guess this will make tomorrows win that much better? Hopefully right? Fuck.

Lock: Angel Reese U27.5 PR 2u to win 1.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I know I should stop with the WNBA after that atrocious loss yesterday but I can’t help myself. I mean it wasn’t a terrible pick yesterday I just got railed by garbage time and Taurasi didn’t play. I know I also hyped up Reese when I bet against Cardoso but I have to take this one. 27.5. Are you serious. For a rookie? 27.5? Really? This is a two unit spot. I am getting loads a value. Her lines differ on sites but should be between 13.5 and 14.5 for points and her rebound line is either 11.5 or 12.5. So no matter how you add it up I am getting an unbelievable line and price. I have to take it. She already faced Atlanta once and hit 26. That game was at home and Cardoso was in foul trouble. This game is in Atlanta which she averages less on the road and hopefully her teammates aren’t in foul trouble. Angel Reese and her double doubles have been the talk of the WNBA and I think that gets to her head. She also won a BET Award and I think that also gets to her head. This is a perfect let down spot. The perfect spot for two units. I am not afraid of the two units after I broke the two unit losing streak. I love this pick. This is for Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U27.5 PR in 7/7 this season away from home

Averaging 24.7 PR this season

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