Lunch Break Lock

Record: 176-170-8 (-21.2u)

Recap:

Pain. The worst defending I have ever seen. I don’t know if I can do that again. I mean two identical crosses where all the defender has to do is stay on his man and couldn’t do it. Incredible. I mean for most of that game it was boring as shit. Atlanta couldn’t really do shit and New England was mid. They simply just finished their chances. I mean that first goal too. Two guys on him and he somehow finds a way to still finish. I have been betting on the Euros on the side and almost hit two long shots but didn’t hit them because of easier 1v1’s. It is unbelievable my luck right now. It was really atrocious to watch too. I mean I watched a defender try to pull an offsides trap on the opposing half. It got called back because Vrioni’s shoulder was off but still. What kind of shit is that. I don’t know if I can do that again to myself. The lines also make no sense. 7/10 games went O2.5 too so it’s really hard to hit the unders in this league. Lesson learned I guess. At least I didn’t lose money. Would have liked a win though with two goals heading into stoppage time. Have to laugh it off.

Lock: Angels/Athletics NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It feels good to back. I haven’t done a NRFI in a minute. I like this one. It is scary to bet a NRFI on the 4th of July but it seems fitting. We celebrate our freedoms and our freedom to bet something as stupid as NRFI. You can’t find this type of shit anywhere else in the world. Pure degeneracy. These teams are in the bottom ten for first inning runs. JP is on the mound and he has been in a slump but facing the Angels is the perfect spot to get out of it. Angels are throwing in Contreras who is a relief pitcher and that means he is a specialist in getting three easy outs. It is simple as can be. This is for the U.S.. This is for our freedom. It had to be baseball. And now it has to be a NRFI. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Athletics averaging 0.28 first inning runs this season

Angels averaging 0.40 first inning runs this season

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