Record: 180-173-8 (-20.5u)
Recap:
I want to die. It is painful even typing out this fucking recap. Fuck this shit. I fucking hate it. I hate baseball. It feels impossible hitting these pitcher bullshit bets. Fuck. I mean fuck him. What a fucking idiot. Fuck the Tigers too for fucking keeping him in there. FML. I mean I even got my two innings without a hit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It was that third fucking inning. Fucking disaster class. Even the first hit should have just been a walk. You have a hot Ramirez at a full count just walk the fucker. The first pitch hits fucked me. Absolutely fucked me. I can’t catch a fucking break. One hit over. Fuck me. I just needed that last fucking inning. Fuck. I can’t stand losing in this shit sport. I need to recover from this bullshit. I am going to go deep in the tank for tomorrows pick. I will not lose tomorrow.
Lock: Tanner Houck U5.5 Hits Allowed 2u to win 1.8u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
You thought I was done with this shit? Fuck no. I will not let it beat me. I am doubling down on it and I will win this fucking bet. This guy is an All Star and he will get it done for me. He is going to go into All Star break on fire. The A’s are dogshit. They had something early in the season but now it’s over for them. The Red Sox can’t lose a series to this team. I know the A’s won yesterday and their bats have been pretty solid in Boston but this guy is different. I also know I am playing with fire with this being their second matchup against him but I don’t care. Houck is going to put on a clinic. He is an All Star this season and he still isn’t averaging what he did last season. Houck only gives up hits to good teams and the A’s are not good. I just love this spot. I know it’s the same story as the previous two picks but this shit can’t happen three times in a row. This is also a solid fucking pitcher. I was trying to find winners with average pitchers and not All Star pitchers. I was betting against average teams and the A’s aren’t fucking average they are shit. Houck is going to put on a fucking masterclass at home. This is it. I am not scared. I am doubling down on it and winning. Winning. Winning. Winning. Under. Under. Under.
Unbiased Stats:
Averaging 5 HA L10
Oakland is 27th in hits per game this season
