Lunch Break Lock

Record: 186-184-8 (-23.3u)

Recap:

Do I want to die right now? Yes. I mean what can I really do about that. I guess I should have gone with either starting pitcher under ER. I mean you can’t make that shit up. One out at the top of the eighth and the score is 5-2. I think the live line was 7.5 and some how I get fucked. I guess that’s what I get for trusting the White Sox. Fucking shitheads. I was right there. They gave up back to back solo HR’s and I for some reason still had hope. However, there was no hope. They fucked me. A fucking grand slam. I mean I only needed one out there too. Fuck me. That was painful. To get so fucking close and then get absolutely fucked. Fuck me. I want it to be known I am now sick too. I felt it coming early this morning and thought it was nothing but I am now almost dead. Both in gambling and in health. I guess I will keep fighting.

Lock: Mitch Haniger U1.5 H+R+RBI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am sick. That means I have to change something up. I couldn’t do something I have done before. I needed to do the opposite of what I have been doing. That is betting against a single batter. This guy isn’t good. Both teams are fighting for a wild card spot. These games are very high pressure and this guy is going to be shit because of the pressure. He isn’t good and he isn’t good away from home. He hasn’t faced Paxton and I think Paxton can keep him under control for the first half of the game. The Mariners have been on the road for almost a week now and that travel is going to get to these batters. At the end of the day I am sick. I have been dogshit when I am sick. I thought since I am sick do I do the complete opposite and go over? If this fails I may have to do that tomorrow. I don’t want to have to go through that but I may need to do when I am sick. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U1.5 H+R+RBI in 7/L10

U1.5 H+R+RBI in 18/L20 away from home

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