Record: 0-0 (0.0 units)
Recap:
Oh man this feels great. 0-0. I fucking love this. A nice fresh start and I get to watch the best sport in the world tomorrow. Oh man, does this feel good. It makes me forget all about how Booker had three points at half and still went over. Ended the way this year has been which has been total bullshit. However, a fresh starts makes me forget about all of that. It really does make me forget about all that shit. Oh man.
Lock: Bears/Texans U32.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
There is no other play. There is only one play to start my year. A stone cold under. I have to take it. The last two hall of fame game’s have gone over. We are due for an under. The starters are not playing which is expected. I do not think the backups will do much. This feels like Groundhog’s day and deciding whether or not I will survive this year betting unders. I know if it loses I will have to put it behind me but if it wins I just know I am going to have a good year. I mean really what else could I take in this spot. New year. New record. I had to take this fucking under. No bullshit just under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Texans averaged 13.3 points last preseason
Under in 6/L10 Hall of Fame games
