Record: 2-4-1 (-2.1 units)
Recap:
I can’t do this again. I can’t let myself get into a fucking hole because of dumb bullshit fucking losses. I can’t do it. What the fuck was that shit? I hated every second of that. Started great and then pacing was decent then it ended in max pain. They couldn’t score shit to start the game. It was supposed to be like that the whole game. It is crazy the drop off in defense from the starters to the bench. Those fucking shit heads never realized that if they slowed the game down they would also dominate like the starters. The bench would come in for the second half of every fucking quarter and increase tempo and Nigeria was able to get better shots because of it. There would be like 4 or 6 points against the starters and then when the bench came in Nigeria was able to score with ease. It is unbelievable. Ionescu and Copper really fucked me. Two turnovers because they were foolishly pushing the floor when the quarter was ending and cost me four points. It crazy I was in it until the fourth and then Nigeria absolutely shit on our bench. I mean this one really fucking hurt. Back to climbing out of another fucking hole. Fuck.
Lock: Panthers/Patriots U35.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back again to the best sport in the world. These games are liking walking up the stairs to heaven. Not quite heaven yet but you still know what is about to come next. Two rookie head coaches. A lot of inexperienced QB’s playing. So it is going under. It is going under this fucking number. We are going to have a dumpster fire of a preseason game. Neither team is going to do anything special and give away their best plays in the preseason. Nobody is going to score and we are going to see a lot of fucking punts. I can feel it coming. The line also has some weird movement. It moved down but the over is getting both the bets and the money. I can see an under coming. I am looking forward to it. Under. Under. Under.
Unbiased Stats:
U35.5 in Patriots 2/L3 preseason games
Panthers averaged 12 points last preseason
Patriots averaged 12.33 points last preseason
