Lunch Break Lock

Record: 4-4-1 (-0.4 units)

Recap:

Winner. I am hot this preseason. I am telling you this is my football season. This is my time. That game was fucking scary though. The Eagles were moving the ball but the Ravens were keeping them contained to start. I was getting ready to write this hating the Ravens for not stopping the run. The Eagles kept fucking running it and the Ravens allowed them to run all over them. Thankfully the defense finally stepped up. The missed xp helped with avoiding a possible disaster experimental two point conversion. I thought I fucked myself too getting cute with a team total and not taking the regular under. Thankfully both hit. That is back to back. Now let’s get rid of these negative sign because of vig and win.

Lock: Buccaneers/Bengals U39 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am sticking with it. Why stop now? These teams do not have depth. Only some starters are playing. I am getting a good number for a preseason game. I wanted to hold off for a later game too after all of the unders hit yesterday. Now the overs are on a run which is perfect timing for an under. The Bengals are pretty average when it comes to the preseason the passed couple of years. Their backups also don’t scare me specifically the QB’s. Same thing with the Bucs. They also don’t have any backups that scare me. This shit is going to go under. That’s why you take the under. Nothing cute just a good ole fashion under.

Unbiased Stats:

Bengals averaged 17 points last preseason

Buccaneers averaged 18.6 points last preseason

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