Lunch Break Lock

Record: 9-6-1 (+2.2 units)

Recap:

Not surprised. Not surprised one bit. It started off too good. It felt like there were on six points for the entire first quarter. Then they got hot and made what was almost a bet winning quarter into a not so terrible one. Second quarter was the same shit with a slow start but then killed me in the last couple of minutes. Paced nicely at half but I knew I was dead. You can’t have that nice of a start for two quarters and only be slightly ahead. Third quarter killed me. Absolutely killed me. I knew they couldn’t put together three phenomenal defensive quarters. Terrible. Fucking terrible. The threes killed me and I only lost by one of them. You can’t make it up. It started off too pure. The Fever allowed them to get back into the game and it fucked me. I was right there too. It was honestly not a terrible pick but extremely unlucky. So much fucking pain. Fuck. Back to preseason tomorrow I guess.

Lock: Chargers/Rams U34.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Don’t be afraid of a low number. These teams are shit. I watched both of their first preseason games and their backups suck. They have no skill on the offensive side of the ball and are content running the football in preseason. Both of these coaches are good and don’t need to do anything crazy in the preseason. This game is going to be slow and boring. It is going to be a 14-13 type of game. This is by far the best under on the board. Unders are going crazy in preseason and I now I have to pray that continues. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Rams average 11.75 points L4 games

Chargers U34.5 1/L1

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