Record: 10-6-1 (+3.1 units)
Recap:
What a fucking win. I AM THE MR. PRESEASON. I am seeing the fucking board and I am seeing the board oh so fucking clear. That one was pretty easy. Started off with some field goals but I wasn’t worried. All I had to do was avoid disaster for the entire game because it was pacing great. We had a nice fumble at the one and an interception in the end zone which helped a lot. The only scary play was the 50 yard bomb in the fourth quarter. I was only slightly worried but I had faith I would not get fucked in the preseason. I had faith in my read and it hit. It hit again. We are on fire in the preseason and it will continue.
Lock: Packers/Broncos U39 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
How can I pick anything else? I have to stick with preseason unders. They are on fire. This line is too high for any preseason game. Two experienced coaches who won’t do anything crazy in the preseason. We are getting another preseason under. The way these preseason games are going there is no reason for this total to be so high. The number has also moved up since it opened so I am getting a better number. All I need is a typical preseason score. It isn’t that hard. I want another preseason under. I feel unstoppable. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Packers U39 in 3/L4 in the preseason
Packers at Broncos is U39 in 2-0-1 in L3
