Record: 13-9-1 (+2.8 units)
Recap:
Winner. I did it. We are back. Two in a row. That is a prime example of how I win these basketball unders. They start off shit and then turn around in the second half. After the first quarter I thought I made a mistake but I remembered how these go. Then slowly but surely these two dogshit teams started missing shots and it was pacing under by the fourth quarter. It was a delight to watch. NRFI’s barely went 50% and preseason NFL went 2/3 over so I am glad I went to the WNBA. I even got a shit number and it didn’t even matter. The line movement made no sense because whoever was moving it up was forgetting how shit these two teams are. Winner. Time for more.
Lock: Delaware State/Hawai’i U53 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Football is officially back. Had a great first game this morning which went under. This one is going to be the same. This is going to be Hawai’i’s and Delaware State’s most watched game of the season. The nerves are going to get to them. Hawaii is obviously going to kill them but I think it’s a slow ow scoring death. The game is super late and I don’t care how long Delaware has been there it has to still be a factor. This is going to go under. The line is moving up even though everyone is on the under. That may be a little scary but it’s the same spot as yesterday. These teams are still shit and they still won’t score. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U53 in Hawaii’s 5/L5
U53 in Delaware State’s 2/L2 season openers