Lunch Break Lock

Record: 23-16-1 (+5.6 units)

Recap:

Pain. Jets defense is going straight to the top of the shit list. They are terrible. They were supposed to be a top five defense and they looked like absolute dogshit. They couldn’t tackle for shit and they had no idea what to do on defense. I get that it’s the 49ers but they didn’t have CMC so you would think they could stop them more than once. Nope. They only got one stop on defense and that was the first drive and after that every single drive ended in points. I know there were turnovers but every team has to deal with that shit and they still get stops. I mean what the fuck was that. I get that they had some injuries but that is no excuse to not getting a single punt after the first drive. I mean I only needed one. They are terrible. I don’t know if the coordinator is to blame or the injuries were the problem or the fact that they are shit but they couldn’t stop the run. They couldn’t tackle and when I can recognize they are going to run the ball and the players couldn’t recognize it then there is a massive problem. This team is shit. I also hated them scoring the TD on that last drive because that is the epitome of being a loser franchise. Salah is a joke and he should have ran the ball out and taken the loss like a man. Fuck them. They fucked me and I can’t trust them the rest of the season.

Lock: Braves/Nationals NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This feels weird. Back to baseball after getting the luxury of watching football for five days straight is going to be something. Even if I had more losing days than winning days I am going to miss it on these days off. Here we are though and I have a winner. I am going with ol’ reliable in the Nationals who are shit in the first inning and they have Gore on the mound. I know it’s the Braves who are fighting to stay in the last wild card spot but they don’t hit well in the first inning away from home. They are starting their first inning ace in Lopez. These two pitchers are a match made in heaven for a NRFI. I fucking love it. I love this NRFI. I get the money back I lost yesterday. I get back on track and start a real nice streak. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Lopez has only allowed 2 runs in 28 first innings

Gore has only allowed 10 runs in 28 first inning

Braves average 0.29 runs less in the first inning away from home

Nationals average 0.38 first inning runs

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