Lunch Break Lock

Record: 24-16-1 (+6.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. It was a close winner but it was still a winner. Gore started us off with a clean top of the inning. He had a strike three call that really helped because it was no where near the strike zone. He did his job and I appreciate Gore for all of the great pitching he has given me this year. Lopez was scary and it was real scary. It started off great and I thought it was going to be easy. Then it wasn’t and you never want to have a NRFI and have a mound visit. After he gave up that bullshit double and then hit the batter there was a mound visit because his velocity was off and it did not look great at all. However, somehow and someway he got the job done and got that final strikeout. He also got pulled in the second inning so we really got saved and I respect he stayed in there and got the final out. Another winner and who cares if it’s close as long as it wins. The other games that started early also had runs so it was nice to see that I had picked the right game. Winner. Now it is time for another.

Lock: Stefanie Dolson U9.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are going to the WNBA. I can’t believe I am typing that. I really need football back. We are going to Dolson. She fucked me early in the WNBA season but that won’t happen again. It is hard to get ten points when you don’t put up that many shots. Reese is a game time decision and I don’t care whether she is there or not they are going to stop Dolson. I love this line for someone that doesn’t put up that many shots. Dolson did show up in their last matchup but that means that Chicago knows they have to stop her. Chicago has had better defense in the past couple of games too so I think they have figured out that side of the ball and stop Dolson. Give me another under. Get me set up right for TNF and the rest of the weekend. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴.

Unbiased Stats:

Averaging 8.3 points away from home this season.

U9.5 in 6/L7 vs the Sky.

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