Lunch Break Lock

Record: 36-26-1 (+8.2 units)

Recap:

Fuck me. I couldn’t get two. I knew I was looking right down the barrel when the first two games went under. I fucked it. I got fucked in the end but I really should have gone somwhere else. I should have gone with one of the early games and not put myself in this spot. Montas was shit and he fucked me. I thought it was going to hit but then the Mets had to Mets. It really was just Maton that fucked me. He fucked his team and he fucked me. 3-2 with one and a half innings left. I was right there. I mean it was right there but I do feel like it wasn’t my best pick. I looked at the board and after the unders were so hot yesterday I was a little nervous. I knew something bad would happen like losing by a half a run. I split the first round which is not optimal but also not the worst outcome. Now we shoule be back to football. I am due for another run. I think I am going to go off this weekend.

Lock: Mets/Brewers U7.5 2u to win 1.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This feels wrong. I am choosing a baseball pick when there is TNF. It felt so wrong doing it that it almost felt right. It also feels wrong taking the same bet in back to back nights. Which is another reason why I love it. I am taking this and it is fucking hitting. I am getting a series deciding Game 3 with too high of a line. I thought this line would have been 6.5 and the fact I am getting an extra run in 7.5 is perfect. Do I see this series going over 3/3? Fuck no. I think Quintana steps up and shuts down the Brewers. The Brewers are throwing the Rookie out there who was lights out against the Mets last week and I think he has ice in his veins and repeats that performance. This is the spot to double up. These high pressure series deciding baseball games always seem to go under. Both teams are going to be using their entire bullpen and that will make this contest a low scoring contest. This shit is going under. I fucking love it. I don’t give a fuck that I got shafted yesterday with this matchup because that shit isn’t happening again. I was so close to this yesterday that it almost seems fitting it hits tonight. We are going to get an under. This series is due for an under. I love this number. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Mets 7/L10 played on a Thursday

Under in Brewers 5/L5 played on a Thursday

Wild Card Series unders are 100% in Game 3

Wild Card Series have had at least one under in 11/11 since its inception

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