Record: 41-28-1 (+11.3 units)
Recap:
Typical. Fucking typical. 3 points in the first quarter and then I get bent over and fucked in the ass. I mean I fucking hate when these start great. It was a perfect first quarter. A turnover at the 1 and then a long drive that ends in a field goal on 4th and goal. Then it went to shit. It went to absolute shit. 76 yard TD and I thought fine because of how that first quarter went but it was still brutal because it was in one fucking play. Then that fucker had to fumble that fucking kickoff. Shenault is the one who fucked me. He absolutely fucked me. He essentially added 10 points to this fucking game in like a minute. He had to fumble the ball early in the game and then get a TD return. I was right there at the end too. Although the score seems like it wasn’t close it actually was. If the 49ers get one more fucking stop on 4th and goal this fucking hits. They get one first down and run the clock and that’s the game. I got fucked once again. I mean Geno’s second interception didn’t help too but I feel like the first one cancelled that one out. Dead. I started off great and then I was dead. Fucking dead. It was the right pick. This shouldn’t have gone over. Fuck me.
Lock: Padres/Dodgers U8 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Sometimes you have to put your allegience aside and take the right pick. I am doing that tonight. I am not betting against the Doyers all I am doing is predicting they win tonight maybe 5-1 or 6-0. I have full faith in my Doyers winning. I also have complete faith in this system. Not only is this a series deciding game but it is also a series that hasn’t had an under. The stars have aligned for this to be an under. I know the Doyers have been hot swinging the bat the past couple of games but the Padres are going to be going to the bullpen early. Yu should start off the game and I think he doesn’t last a full five and they go a new pitcher every three outs. The Doyers have already pretty much came out and said they will do that. Yama starts and maybe pitches 2/3 innings and then it becomes a complete bullpen game. The Padres bats have been ice cold as well and they didn’t score last game and they didn’t score for the last 5 innings in game three. This all points to an under. It is in LA and not that shithole in San Diego where it feels impossible to hit a HR which does worry me but like I said I trust in the pitching situation for both sides. I had to take this one. I need a low scoring Doyers win. I will be mad if this loses. I will be even more mad if this doesn’t hit and Padres win. To be honest if this does hit and Padres win I will still be mad. Unfortunately I had to take this though. Too great of a spot to pass up. Give me this under. Let the system get a winner. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U8 in 3/L3 Divisional Series Game 5
U8 for at least one game in a series in 29/L29 in the playoffs
