Lunch Break Lock

Record: 44-34-1 (+8.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. I mean that loss has destroyed my brain. I am trying to understand what really happened. Did the long drives kill me? Did the idiotic coach calling a fake punt only down seven with a full quarter and a half left kill me? Or was it the dogshit 3rd and 23 and Mississippi State plays 0 defense and then give A&M three points. I thought I moved past losing by 3 to some bullshit? I thought my great picks wouldn’t get railed after my win yesterday. I guess I still haven’t done enough to change the karma. This one really should have won. It was long drives and slow offenses the only problem was these fuckers couldn’t get off the field on either side on third down. Mississippi States coach is a fucking dipshit. He was going for it on every fourth down even though the game was close and then decided to fake punt even though he had no logical reason to do that. That led to a TD and that was pretty much it. I mean it is brutal to only lose this one by 2. The game went how I wanted it too and it still fucking lost. Simply couldn’t get off the field in the first half and it was fucked. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Pain. Time to redeem myself on NFL Sunday.

Lock: Seahawks/Falcons U52 2u to win 1.7u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This is the play. I searched at the beginning of the week and looked during the week and I still kept coming back to this play. 52 points? I know I bet the under in last weeks Falcons game but this number is higher and I still don’t believe in this team. Everyone is shitting on this Seahawks defense and I get that they have been bad but they aren’t bad enough to let Cousins put up 30. They brought in Macdonald for a reason and that was to play defense. The defense hasn’t been great but they are coming off a mini bye which should give them more time to prepare and give them fresh legs to play defense for all four quarters. Cousins has looked too good and is really due for a bad game. I am tired of the Kirko Cousins bullshit and acting like he is one of the best QB’s in the league because he isn’t. He has a shit couple of games a season and tomorrow is one of em. I mean this fucker hasn’t one anything for a reason. The Seahawks offense is what it is. They aren’t anything special with Geno Smith throwing the football and the Falcons defense is solid. The Falcons defense is going to get some stops and limit this Seahawks offense. This matchup made for this under. I handicapped this line at 41.5 so in my head I am getting a full 10.5 extra points. I love this spot so I am doubling it. I am getting back to 10u. This is going fookin under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Seattle’s 7/L10 on the road

Under 52 in 4/L6 for Atlanta

Cousins only averages 1.7 TDs vs the Seahawks

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