Lunch Break Lock

Record: 48-35-1 (+14.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. I don’t know how but winner. I was about to come in here and motherfuck the Rams defense for not doubling Jefferson earlier. I feel like the safety was karma for the safety fucking me earlier in the season with MIA/TEN. I mean that was a clear face mask which would have fucked me but thankfully it wasn’t called and I got a massive break. I realized that after I lost yesterday I hadn’t donated to charity. I broke the recent last cold streak by donating and I was donating every day to a charity because I kept winning. For some stupid reason I forgot to do that yesterday. I did not make that mistake today and this fucker hit. I am now fully invested into doing this. I mean how is that not a sign and I am still pretty mad at myself for forgetting to yesterday. Overall this one was a sweat though. It wasn’t a vintage Darnold game. The Rams defense was also shit and was really late to doubling Jefferson. I thought I was fucked with how the Vikings couldn’t run the ball. I mean I needed that 4th quarter to go perfectly for this to hit and it pretty much did. Outside of not picking up that last first down that 4th quarter went exactly as I needed. I also would like to know what the hell went under this game because it felt like a lot went over. I may have found one of the few unders that hit. That feels fucking great. I needed this one after yesterday. Now time for another.

Lock: Cade Cunningham U37.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going back to the NBA. I didn’t like anything on the board in college football. I am not fucking around and taking a bullshit prop and I am going with the best prop. A PRA. Cade isn’t him. This number is simply too high. He wasn’t averaging over this number last season. He hasn’t really been hitting this number in against the Cavs. He also doesn’t hit this number on one day of rest. It all lines up to be an under. He did hit this last game but that was against the Pacers who are much smaller and also are one of the faster teams in the league which gave him more chances to score. That isn’t going to happen against the lengthier and slower Cavs. This Cavs team is built to play defense and give no easy baskets or rebounds. That’s why this goes under. This is also two divisional opponents and by now the Cavs should know how to play against Cade from the previous seasons. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U37.5 in 3/L4 vs Cavs

U37.5 61% last season

U37.5 in 7/L10 on one day rest last year

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