Lunch Break Lock

Record: 48-36-1 (+13.3 units)

Recap:

Shit. Fucking terrible. I did not want my weekend to start like this. I mean you can’t have an under and the player scores the first 7 points. You also can’t have the fucker get a rebound to a missed shot to another rebound to a tip in to end the half. You really can’t have that. Dead by the fucking third quarter. I think that just means this was a bad bet. I thought they would play defense against this guy and they did sort of but couldn’t stop him from scoring. I mean this fucker had 7 turnovers at hald which is terrible but he still found points. He only went over by 6 PRA and if you take out all the bullshit this wins. You can’t have the bullshit with the fast start. You simply can’t have that. I guess the play was the under for the game or even Pistons U107. I would have taken the TT but my shit book didn’t have that so that’s on me. This one hurts. I guess I got fucked by bullshit since I got helped by bullshit yesterday. Fuck.

Lock: Northwestern/Iowa U38 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Best under on the board. This is the best under on the board and I am running with it. Northwestern is really shit and Iowa is regular shit. I do not think Northwestern is going to be able to move the ball against Iowa’s defense. I know they got embarrassed last week but this is a great spot at home to take care of a shit Northwestern offense. I am not concerned about them figuring out on defense I think over the years they have proven that they are able to stop shit offenses. Iowa’s offense I don’t believe in. They have been able to score this year which is surprising but Northwestern’s defense isn’t atrocious. They know how to stop the run and that means Iowa has to throw and I do not believe they will be able too because again they are Iowa. I see long drives for Iowa that end up in field goals. I know that this Iowa offense is different this year but they are due for regression. They have been hitting every over so it doesn’t make sense this total is still so low. That means Vegas knows this game is set up for a 17-10 thriller. That is what is going to happen. Iowa’s defense shows up in a get right spot and Northwestern limits the run and the break out plays. They only scored 17 points in this matchup last year and I don’t think these offenses are 21 points better. Iowa fucked me early in the year but they aren’t going to fuck me here. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Northwestern’s 12/L18 in Week 9

Under in 6/L7 Iowa/Northwestern

Under in Iowa’s 6/L7 against Big 10 West opponents

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