Lunch Break Lock

Record: 48-37-1 (+12.3 units)

Recap:

I am at a loss for words. What the fuck was that? I think I am back to bullshit. I got cursed with a 3-0 first quarter. I mean this hit 54 points but I still feel like I got bent over and fucked. The offenses were atrocious until all hell broke loose. It went 7 points from a pick six to a safety to a kick return TD and it was dead. A new Iowa QB who was half decent didn’t help. I mean how can you fucking predict that. So sick. So fucking sick. I am cursed. I want to root for a 3 point first quarter but at this point I don’t think I should be. It always leads to bullshit after bullshit the rest of the game. Fuck me. I fucking hate losing. Fucking kills me. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Panthers/Broncos U41.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Positive vibes. I don’t trust either one of these offenses. The Panthers for obvious reasons and I still don’t trust Nix as a QB to score a shit ton. This Broncos defense is a top five defense in the league and I don’t see how the Panthers get to double digits. They have the worst offense in the league and they could be shutout by this unbelievable Broncos defense who is playing at home. I don’t see how the Broncos put up more than 30. I think they have almost been too good for what they really are on offense and they are due for a rough offensive outing. I know the Panthers defense is really really bad but at some point you have to expect them to have a game where they get a couple stops. I am not asking for much from that defense I just need a couple stops since I firmly believe the Panthers won’t be able to score. That is the play. This game you can almost smell the 20-9. It isn’t going to be high scoring and we see two offenses that can’t get much going. This is the best under on the board. This is the under that ends the streak. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Panthers average 15.7 PPG

Broncos average 20.7 PPG

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