Lunch Break Lock

Record: 48-38-1 (+11.3 units)

Recap:

I am in shambles. How did that just happen. I should have just fucking gone Panthers U14.5. What the fuck was that? Was Payton really taking the piss? What the fuck did the Panthers do in order for the Broncos to try and run up the score in the 4th quarter? Are you fucking kidding me? All the Broncos had to do was run the clock out after getting the first downs. They were fucking up 28-7 but instead they kept throwing it for whatever fucking reason. Payton is a pile of fucking shit and I am so lost as to why that was happening. What an absolute classless pile of dogshit. I mean passing it and running a fake field goal he can go straight to the shit list and hell. This is the NFL and this will come back for Payton, you disgusting piece of shit. Horn should have smacked him after the game. Take your win and move on stop fucking running up the score. That allowed Bryce Young to have the drive of his life and fuck me. If you are trying to score on offense then make sure to try on defense. I really can’t get over how shitty Payton is for doing that. The game wasn’t close and he was pulling trick play after trick play. Fuck him. I am really fucking heated right now. I lost because a shitter of a coach decided to try and run up a score in a Week 9 game against a team in a different conference for 0 fucking reason. Fuck that little fucker.

Lock: NYG/PIT U17.5 1H 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am still broken after yesterday but I have to remind myself that today is a new day. Positive vibes. I am still alive and I need to hit today. I need a fucking winner. I am going with two shitters to not score early. That’s it. I saw Wilson last week and he was still shit. I also like this Giants defense. I think they get to Wilson and they limit his ability to do anything. Last week was also against the Jets which we now know are dogshit and have a terrible defense. The Giants defense is better and have limited better offenses to less. The Steelers defense is one of the best defenses in the league. They are going against one of the worst offenses in the league. They can’t score and they are going to give Jones hell. It really is a simple under. I liked the first half under over the total under because I think some crazy shit could happen in the second half and fuck this line. I also didn’t want more bullshit fucking me. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

NYG U17.5 1H in 2/L3

Giants average 8.3 points in the first half

Steelers average 8.1 points in the first half

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