Record: 49-40-1 (+10.2 units)
Recap:
OMG. I FUCKING WON. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe this shit hit. I was fucked in the first quarter. I was getting fucked by bullshit fouls and I thought I was fucked because it seemed the refs had the over. Even in the second quarter I was dead. Foul after foul and no fucking defense. I got saved in the fourth quarter. I am not going to act like this was a good bet because it wasn’t. I was completely wrong on the Nets being tired. However, it won and that’s all that matters. 7 points in the final three minutes and I was saved by a single point. That’s the bullshit I needed to go my way. I was getting shafted day after day the past week and now I got saved by bullshit. I deserved that even though this pick wasn’t my best. I am going to learn from this and I need to remind myself that I still hate regular season NBA basketball even though this won. What a fucking day too. I was losing this bet and the Doyers were down 5-0 and I was in a really dark place. Then I ended the night with a win and also a dream come true in the Doyers winning the World Series. I love winning but watching my Doyers win means everything. What a fucking day.
Lock: Texans/Jets U43 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I got handed a gift yesterday and I can’t let it go to waste. I am still watching every Doyer highlight but I am now on to this bet. I had to keep it simple. After receiving a miracle win I had to comeback and take the most basic but perfect under. Let’s face it primetime unders have not been the same as what they were last year. I don’t know if it’s the matchups or the new kickoff rule but unders have not been great in primetime and overall this year. That is why this is the spot where I stand my ground and I take the primetime under. I love how primetime unders are due to turn it around and I love the sitautional matchup of these two teams. The Jets need this win and their defense has to step up against an injured Texans offense. On top of that this young Texans team hasn’t played a TNF game in two years so there will be some mistakes having never played on a short week with this coaching staff and QB. The way you beat this Jets defense is by running the ball and I am hoping that they know that and it will eat up a lot of the clock. The Jets offense is shit. They are shit and no one is going to convince me otherwise and I know this Texans defense can get some stops. This sets up for a perfect under. An under on halloween. I need this one. I need to keep this shit going. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U43 in Texans/Jets in 4/L5
Under in Texans 6/L7
Under in Jets 2/L3 at home
