Lunch Break Lock

Record: 50-40-1 (+11.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. Now it is time to fucking roll again. That is a fookin primetime under. That is exactly what I fucking need it. 7 points in the first half and it was amazing. Two terrible offenses with some fantastic turnovers and it was a breeze. I can’t get over how much some of these WRs get paid and they still drop the ball short of the end zone. You would think after it happened the first time in the NFL it would never happen again but it still does. I mean it is astonishing how these teams do not have drills to hold the ball until the end of the end zone or even maybe never let go of the ball. You could even have them watch a montage of this shit to start the year. Man, do I love that stupidity. I mean after that it was easy. I knew there was never going to be an issue in the second half with how these two offenses operated and it was perfect. An absolute no sweat perfect under. I needed one of these and now it is time to continue to build off of it. I need more this weekend. I need to keep fighting for Underia.

Lock: Jerami Grant U17.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I got nothing against him but he is not hitting this over. The Thunder are probably the best team in the West. I also think they could be the best regular season team in the league. They aren’t going to let Grant do anything and this line is so high with him going against the best defensive team in the league. Jalen Williams is going to be all over him. He isn’t going to score against Jalen and I don’t think he gets past 15. He hasn’t been terrible this season but if you see who he has played it makes sense why he hasn’t been complete dogshit. He isn’t playing a dogshit team tonight. When he faced opponents this season with competent defenses he doesn’t hit. I know I said to relax on regular season NBA but I love this pick. I am all in on OKC this season and they are going to put up a defensive clinic against Portland. This game is going to be over by the fourth quarter and Grant will be pulled. This is the play to start the weekend off hot. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 in 3/L5

Averages 14.1 points against OKC in his career

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