Lunch Break Lock

Record: 52-40-1 (+12.9 units)

Recap:

Winner. Wow how did I not get fucked? I had a first quarter end 3-0 and it was looking cursed as shit. Dumb big plays after dumb big plays. It was pacing for the majority of the game until the crazy third quarter. I thought after the several big plays I was about to get fucked by the 3 point first quarter curse. The Gambling Gods were good to me in the fourth quarter and I got this one home. Two perfect drives by both teams with a punt to a perfect FSU interception. I had to have perfection in that last quarter for this to win. FSU has respect for the game and gave up when they knew they didn’t have a chance after the interception. That’s another winner and we are rolling. Underia is getting stronger and stronger each day with this run. I deserve this and I deserve to get to 20u.

Lock: Colts/Vikings U47 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going with ole reliable. I need a Sunday winner. I am due for a Sunday winner so why not go with ole reliable. We saw what happened on Thursday. We finally got a primetime under. Now it is time for another one. This game was flexed into this spot and this is too big of a spot for both of these teams to fire all four quarters. The Vikings are looking to stop a losing streak and the Colts are looking to continue to push for the playoffs with Flacco. They both really need this game. I love that spot for an under. I also love both of these defenses and I don’t trust either of these two offenses. This game has 20-17 written all over it. I would love to get back to back primetime unders. That is what I fucking want. I want primetime unders to go on a fucking run and this is where they continue this run. Give me this under. Fucking give it to me. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Colt’s 5/L7

Under in Colts/Vikings 4/L5

Under in Viking’s 8/L12 at home

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