Lunch Break Lock

Record: 54-40-1 (+14.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. A lovely, lovely winner. I know it was juiced and all but it was still nice to grab a win. Only one real scare of a possible interception and that was on that last drive before overtime. Other than that it was a real smooth and easy win. We are running hot stacking win after win. It was also nice to be at Mahomes’ first game this season without an interception. I have also been all over primetime unders so it was nice to see that I was smart to stay off this one and go for something simple. Winner. Underia is living good right now and that is how I fookin like it.

Lock: Central Arkansas/BYU U153.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

College basketball is fookin back. I would have gone here yesterday if I wasn’t at the Chiefs game so here we are now. I am ready to get hurt again. I am now mentally prepared to get fucked by some dumb fuck kid shooting a meaningless shot at the end of the game. I am ready for that to happen at some point but tonight won’t be that night. BYU has a new head coach so that means there will be some learning curves for the players in a new system. Central Arkansas is Central Arkansas so they will be shit and shouldn’t score more than 60. I like this to be a lower scoring game than predicted because of the new BYU coaching and limits their offensive output. I am also getting a great number since it opened at 147 so I feel great about that. Let me start out with a college basketball win. Give me a college basketball under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Central Arkansas’ 5/L6 played on a Tuesday

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