Lunch Break Lock

Record: 62-44-1 (+15.8 units)

Recap:

Fucking terrible. Dogshit loser fucking pick. Lost in the first half and it wasn’t close. I fucking suck. I am up on the LBL but that one was atrocious. Missouri’s defense is actually shit and I didn’t see that coming. He started off with a 70 yard passing drive and that essentially sealed my fate. He slowed down in the second quarter but the final two drives to end the half he got 120 yards and it was fucked. So much for Missouri having a solid fucking pass defense. He did have that int in the second quarter and I thought maybe they just pound the ball the rest of the game but they didn’t. Shit was absolute dogshit. An embarrassing pick. I didn’t believe in this fucker and he shoved it right up my ass and was pretty good. Fuck me that sucked. The over hit too so it was a terrible, terrible read. Fuck. Shit fucking pick. Terrible pick. Fuck. Time to make it on real football.

Lock: Steelers U23.5 1u to win 0.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I do not believe in the Steelers. They have had their run but now it’s time for them to come back to earth. I don’t believe in this Wilson revival and he is going to shit the bed against a division rival. The Ravens defense hasn’t been as stellar compared to previous seasons but I do think it’s still pretty solid. They are also coming off a TNF game so this mini bye is going to help them game-plan and it gives them extra rest. This is a perfect spot for a Harbaugh defense to show up and go lights out against the I love this play. They have been incredible stopping the Steelers offense too in the last ten matchups. This number is too high for a team that is winning but hasn’t really played any solid defense. I love this under. A little more juiced than usual but I fucking love it. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U23.5 in 7/10 at home

U23.5 in 9/L10 against Baltimore

U23.5 in Wilson’s 2/L2 vs Ravens

Ravens have not allowed more than 23.5 points after TNF in 4/L5

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