Lunch Break Lock

Record: 66-46-1 (+17.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. What a fookin winner. I deserved that one after what happened yesterday. It was super close pretty much throughout the entire game but it prevailed in the end. I never gave up on this pick no matter how bad it was looking in the first half. Michigan State was converting 3rd down after 3rd down and ran up the score to end the half and I still felt great about it. I must say though in that first half Ryan Walter confirmed he is the worst coach in college football. You scored three points and couldn’t move the fucking ball and you for some reason are calling a timeout with a minute left before half. What the fuck was that? Let MSU use their timeouts and regroup in the locker room at halftime you fucking idiot. That shit cost me 7 points. It was long drives though in that first half and I felt like it still had a solid chance because the drives were so long and the defenses would start finding stops. I had no idea this would hit in the second half the way it hit. Purdue scored two TDs and this hit???? I mean holy shit was Michigan State terrible in the second half. They were atrocious. They let Purdue get two TDs on them and also didn’t score a single point. That is how this shit hit. I mean I was off in Purdue’s offense not being able to score but it didn’t matter because Purdue’s defense got some stops in the second half. That is all I needed. I mean it was close with those Purdue possessions late but thankfully they didn’t fuck me and get one more. Big ups to the WR on Purdue #7 he had a game but he also dropped a game tying wide open 70 yard TD. That saved my ass. Winner. Now it’s time to hit all weekend.

Lock: Washington State/Oregon State U56.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This is the game. We get the biggest game of the year for the Pac-12 and we get an under. It is going to be a rainy, windy, and cold game in Corvallis which means we get stops and turnovers. This is a perfect two sides of the ball for an under. Washington State has a solid offense and Oregon State has a solid defense this means stops and an under. Washington State has a decent at best defense and Oregon State has a pretty terrible offense. It is the perfect matchup for an under. That is all you really need to know about this game. The way these teams operate sets up for a perfect low scoring affair. I looked at the board and this one stood out to me the most and when I dug deeper into the matchup I fell in love with it. This is also the only Pac-12 game this season so I almost felt obligated to bet on it. I hate what they did to the conference and I will stand behind it and give them a view. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Oregon State under in 4/L5 vs Pac-12

U57.5 in 2/L3 WSU/OSU

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