Lunch Break Lock

Record: 68-50-1 (+16.0 units)

Recap:

Winner. OMG. We are so fucking back. So back. What a sweat. I mean I really don’t know what I would have done if this lost. It looked terrible pretty much the whole game. I was getting flashbacks to Nam with how much bullshit I had to deal with. A dream come true opening drive and then a muffed punt and I was fucked by a bullshit TD to start the game. After that I was chasing stops. It wasn’t pacing terribly even after that in the first half until the final two minutes. I fucking swear the final two minutes are fucked with the new kickoff rules it feels like each team is a single play away from three points and the two minutes lasts for an eternity. For all the bullshit that happened I still had hope at half. We had a sweaty second half and I don’t think there was a moment where I wasn’t sweating. The Packers defense came through for me after giving up a TD and I owe them everything for that goal line stop. Fuck LaFleur. He can go straight to hell. That mother fucker up 16 with 9:33 left was still throwing the ball hey dipshit kill the clock. You have one of the best backs in the league and you could easily kill 99% of the clock and you were throwing the ball. Fucking moron almost fucked me. Left too much time on the clock and of course the Dolphins scored a TD where the ball somehow someway ended up in the hands of Tyreek Hill. I mean the way they scored that TD I thought I was fucked with the 2 point. Thank you God for that incompletion and failed 2pt. God knew that there could be a chance I am not typing this and saved me. The rest of the game although sweaty wasn’t as sweaty as the previous drives. The fuckhead Packers got stopped and thankfully out side of field goal range and the Packers defense stepped up and stopped Tua from an extra garbage time TD. Winner. I deserved this one. It was a little too sweaty for a 2u but I deserve this win. I needed this win. I need to keep it going. I need more and more and more.

Lock: Aidan O’Connell U22.5 Completions 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going against a shitter. I think there is a very high chance he starts the game but doesn’t finish it. I know I am biased looking at this game but I think the Chiefs revenge against the Raiders isn’t finished. I think this is a good ole ass kicking and Pierce gets tired of O’Connell and throws Ridder in there late in this game. This is the same spot as last year when the Raiders pulled off that bullshit win on Christmas and the Chiefs aren’t going to choke this one off. O’Connell didn’t even hit over completions in that game. This line is way too high. I think this is a bounce back spot for the Chiefs defense. I know our secondary hasn’t looked great but this is the game they turn it around. I also feel like they PI half the time they get beat which helps too. We get another one right now. We take another under and keep going. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U22.5 in 7/L10

U22.5 in 1/L1 at KC

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