Record: 69-51-1 (+16.7 units)
Recap:
WINNER. How was this even a sweat. This was such a great pick it didn’t deserve the sweat it had to end the game. 14 at half and I looked like a fucking genius. It was slow shitty football with punt after punt and it was perfect. The snow before and during the game to fuck up this field was also perfect. I knew I wasn’t out of it even though I had 39 points to work with in the second half because college football can be dumb. This became a sweat of all sweats in the second half. Third quarter was still pretty ok with only 10 points but Missouri was driving to end the quarter. 4th quarter started and all hell broke loose to try and fuck me. 25 points in the fourth quarter and I was ready to do it. There were more points in the fourth quarter than in the rest of the fucking game. It seemed I was destined to get fucked. Missouri ended the game scoring on all three of their last possessions and were ready to bend me over. Arkansas punted in the middle of the 4th and I thought perfect that should be it. Missouri was running all over Arkansas the entire game and then decided to fuck it and throw on their final two drives. Those mother fuckers were in prime position twice to kill of this game and thought nah let’s kill no time and keep Arkansas in this shit. I mean a 70 yard fucking catch and run when the team only had 80 passing yards before the play are you fucking kidding me??? You could have killed off the game you dumbasses run the ball. Then to have the opportunity to kill off the final possession with a game winning field goal they then decide to run it in and give Arkansas a chance to win the game. I really couldn’t believe what I was watching. 1:53 left and I was getting ready to light my phone on fire and go on a never ending walk. I mean how close was this to fucking me. They kept converting on that final drive with a 4th and 12 converted and a 3rd and 10 converted. I was losing my mind. Then there was the throw in the end zone. Thank you for whoever that was that knocked that ball out of the hand of the receiver. He may not know it but he saved my life. I was that close to losing after those first three quarters and honestly it was really remarkable. Thank you to Arkansas for never using their final timeout too which was really strange but helped me in the end. This was one of the wildest winners I have had because I can’t believe it won and I also can’t believe it was this close. That is really college football in a nutshell. Winner. Now I need to have another one on Sunday. I need to go streaking again.
Lock: Titans U19.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going to a team total. I love this total. This is your typical let down spot for the Titans. They got their big upset divisional win and now they go back to being shit. Commanders are doing the complete opposite. They have to have this game after getting embarrassed last week and need to redeem themselves this week. I think their defense is still good and although they gave up a lot of points last week it was mostly because their offense couldn’t stay on the field. Their offense is going to be dialed today so that shouldn’t be an issue. Their defense is still solid and I think Quinn is going to dial up perfect plays to get to Levis. I am not buying that Levis is back and I think he is still dogshit and he was honestly still displaying it last week even though they won. I think this defense gives him a lot of issues and he isn’t able to have the same deep balls he had last week. I love this play because all I have to do is worry about Will Levis. I mean I did put a very small sprinkle on them ML last week and that was the week for him and this team to step up not this week. There is also a possibility for rain too which should help slow down this shit Titans offense. This line is too high for a team that has nothing to play for and is tank mode. Give me a defense that is solid and a team that has to win vs a a dogshit QB and dogshit team. Give me it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U19.5 in 8/11 this season
Averaging 17.2 points away from home in L10
