Record: 70-51-1 (+17.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. What is up with these winners that look amazing and then try and fuck me in the end. This game was over in the first quarter and it was looking perfect until the final two minutes of that half. I knew the early blowout could make the defense try less and that was the case here. A bullshit Levis two minute TD drive to end the half and I knew I was in for a potential shafting in the second half. I knew that with the Commanders lead there was plenty of time and room for meaningless points. That’s exactly what happened. The Commanders fucked around in the second half and gave them a couple field goals and I looked fucked by a Will Levis deep ball. I honestly can’t believe I won this. I got saved because of a failed two point conversion. Will Levis had Boyd wide open and threw a duck and the rookie savior Sainristil knocked it down. An absolute legend. I think any competent QB makes that throw and that is why I bet against Levis because he doesn’t make those throws. Overall it’s a winner and it again should not have been close. I had 0 points with 2 minutes left in the first half and it almost bent me over like yesterday. What winner. What a weekend. I need more. I need to get to 20u.
Lock: Jameis Winston U230.5 Pass Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am betting against Jameis. I know it’s not fun but it has to be done. He had his fun in the snow last week which fucked me and now I have to go against him. Not because he fucked that under but because I love this spot. He is going to have a let down game and is going to look like the old shitty interception throwing Jameis in Denver. I looked at this play and thought primetime under? Nope. That can’t be the play with shithead Sean Payton on the other side of the ball. He has shown he can be an absolute dick and run up the score late for no reason. He burned me once doing that and I can’t let that happen again. He is an Anti-Under. For this bet I do need Sean Payton to be Sean Payton. Game plan to go after Jameis Winston and make him look like shit. He owned Jameis when he was the HC of the Saints so he knows exactly how to beat this fucker. That’s why this is the play. Jameis is an emotional player and I think having only played one game away from home this season the crowd gets to him tonight. That game was win a dome in a meaningless game against the Saints and this game is in a stadium with a team needing to win to try and make the playoffs. The environment, the weather, and the defense get to this fucker. I haven’t even mentioned how good this Broncos defense is too. They are great and one of the best in the league so they shouldn’t have a problem causing Winston problems throwing the ball. I love this under. It isn’t the most fun betting against Winston but I don’t trust in him in this spot. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Denver only allows 199.8 Passing Yards Per Game
U230.5 Passing Yards in 6/L10 vs Sean Payton
