Record: 76-61-1 (+13.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Back to being dogshit. What was that? I called the Missouri let down but I didn’t think they would completely forget how to rebound. Those fucking bastards put no effort into rebounding the basketball. Jacksonville State did their job in slowing down the pace for most of the game like I predicted. The only reason it lost was because Jacksonville State crashed the boards and got easy points in the paint. Unbelievable. Even with a 48% night from three for Mizzou this would have still hit if they rebound the basketball. That really sums up the state of basketball with teams half assing rebounds and just hucking it from deep. I don’t know how to get away from this one. I called the Mizzou regression and it was close for most of the game and I still lost. I mean Mizzou didn’t score for the first three minutes. Then it felt like the rest of the game went Mizzou three to a Jacksonville State brick to an offensive board to an easy put back. Dead. Fuck me. This one hurts.
Lock: Toledo/Houston U142.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I will not let it beat me. I love this sport too much to quit it. I found the best under on the board. Toledo has not faced anybody good so far this season. I know they have been scoring a lot but again they haven’t faced anyone half decent. Houston is going to do what Houston does against shit teams. They will play elite defense and control the pace of the game. They aren’t going to get in a track meet with Toledo. Toledo likes to push the floor and Houston is going to stop that from happening from the jump. Houston is going to give this Toledo team a slow and painful death. I trust in this Houston team to do what they have done this season and what they have done for the past five seasons. They are the best defensive in the country and we are going to see that on display today. I love this number and it feels almost cheating getting this defense with an under in the 140s. I have faith Houston’s defense will stop the college basketball losing streak I have been on. All I need is for Houston’s defense to show up and I have faith this goes under. Houston please do this for me I need this. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Toledo/Houston U142.5 in 2/L2
Under in Houston’s 7/L7 at home
