Record: 80-64-1 (+13.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. This bet stood no chance in this game but it was infuriating when it lost and how it lost. 0 kicking points until the final two minutes of the first half and then it was dead five minutes into the second half. You can’t make up how fast it went from looking perfect to being dead. It didn’t have a chance though with this game ending the way it did. As an Underian I had mixed feeling about the 5 OT. On one hand it was shit because I know my fellow comrades got railed but on the other hand my other bet would have been the under and if I had lost like that I don’t know if there is Christmas morning for me tomorrow. It was almost a blessing I lost the way I did because that ending was brutal. Don’t get me wrong I still want to off myself because I lost but it could have been worse. Always have to have that perspective in gambling I guess. Fuck. I need to win again. I hate this shit.
Lock: Russell Wilson U226.5 Passing Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are going to football. I thought I should go basketball because that feels more like Christmas but I fell in love with this pick. We are going with a shit QB to go under his yards. I will never believe in Russell Wilson. He still isn’t good and he isn’t going to do shit on Christmas. The Chiefs secondary hasn’t been as dominant this year compared to last year but it has been improving. I really think this line is too high and should have been closer to 200. He has only hit over this line against non playoff teams and I don’t see how that changes in this short week. I think with this being the third game in eleven days we see a pretty basic Steelers offense where they run the ball a lot more especially since the Chiefs defensive line should also be tired. I don’t think with how this scheduling has happened we see as many crazy Wilson plays since they haven’t had much time to design any. It’s going to be cold and possibly rainy in Pittsburgh so that should affect Wilson’s throwing. The Chiefs know this guy from his time in Denver and Spags is going to really fuck with him. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U226.5 in 2/L2 vs KC
U226.5 in 4/L4 vs Playoff Teams
