Record: 93-73-2 (+17.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. Why? Why did it lose like that? I can’t believe it. I fought so hard to get it back in this game in the second half. Then I got fucked by OT. This shit would not have been close if the refs weren’t complete pussies in the first half. It was dead in the first half with dumb basketball, lucky shots, and soft ass fouls. It was the complete opposite in the second half and I was back in it. I simply got fucked by another shit team not being able to close out a game. I was trying to avoid stupidity late in a game but I guess you can’t avoid stupidity in college basketball. It fought all the way back and was pacing with five minutes to go and Northwestern had a five point lead but then the fucking morons didn’t understand how to close out the game. Leach the fucking dickhead on Northwestern had no idea how to win a basketball game late. The fucking moron was putting up shots way too early which allowed Maryland to stay in the game. Fucking idiot. Then with less than thirty seconds left a 83% FT shooter missed a FT and Northwestern forgot how to play defense and let Maryland have an easy basket. Not only did they forget to play defense but they then forgot they still had two timeouts with 6 seconds left. Fucking idiots. It probably should have been a foul on that last play but the refs swallowed their whistle in the second half after being trigger happy in the first half. Fuck. How do I factor this bullshit into my picks? I can’t believe I got back in it just for it to fuck me in the end. Only 14 points in overtime too. What a fucking joke. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Robert Morris/UWGB U147.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I can’t quit it. I love this game too much to quit it even though it bent me over and fucked me yesterday. We are going to dog shit. We have a team that is really shit and a team that shouldn’t even be considered a basketball team. This number is too high for two shit teams. We have Doug Gottlieb on one side who hosts a three hour radio show and barely even coaches this shit UWGB. I mean they lost to a DII school this year which I think should relegate this team next year. Robert Morris is Robert Morris. They are always shit and are shit again this year. The problem with UWGB this year is they can’t score but their defense hasn’t been complete shit recently. They can’t shoot the ball and that is all I need. Robert Morris isn’t also great at either which is perfect. We should have a rock fest. This matchup has never gone over this number in regulation. The only time it went over was last year in overtime and I guess I am praying I don’t get shafted by overtime three days in a row. It’s a simple pick in a game with two shit teams and the number being too high. I need this win. I am falling again and I have to get up and win. This is the spot to do it on a very slim board. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in UWGB’s 5/L6 at home
Under 147.5 in UWGB/Robert Morris 5/L6
