Record: 93-74-2 (+16.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am writing this 7 minutes into the game. I can’t believe what I am watching. Green Bay has started 5/6 from three. The refs have called a thousand shooting fouls. Every piece of contact is a foul. I am fucked. This shit lost. I don’t know how I am supposed to factor in the shittiest refs in the entire nation and the shittiest team to start 80% from three. I can’t believe this shit. Kill me now. Holy fuck.
I can’t believe I am writing this even more mad after the game. I didn’t think I could be even more mad after the first 10 minutes. How do I factor in one of the worst teams in the country shooting nearly 60% from three in the first half and then don’t score a single point for ten straight minutes? How do I factor in that the refs had the over and were paid off to have this game go over? Seriously? What do I do to factor this shit it in? I mean really think about this game. It went over with a team not scoring for ten straight minutes. It’s not like this was a low total too. I really can’t comprehend how this shit happens to some of these picks. How did I allow it to pull me back in? I knew it was dead in the first ten minutes. I saw the shittiest fucking shooting foul calls with the luckiest half of shooting and I still let it pull me back in. I guess that’s what happens when you try and fight for your picks. Gottlieb is a pussy too. Calling a timeout under five minutes down twenty and telling his team to still try. Buddy you aren’t going to have this job next year lose this game with some fucking class. Fuck. I sincerely hope the FBI is investigating the referees. The late foul calls were them making sure points were being scored in the first half. They made sure this game went over. I hate this shit. Fuck.
Lock: Commanders U23.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Thank God for football. I needed football back in my life after the shafting I have received in college basketball. I couldn’t touch the Chiefs game because all the energy will be directed toward the three-peat. We have to go with the history and the history says that a team with a rookie QB does not hit over this number in their second playoff game. It hasn’t happened since 2012 and I don’t think Daniels changes that. The Lions defense is rested and although they have had injuries on the defense they should look like they did against the Vikings. Taking the Commanders under over the regular under because the Lions are one of those teams that can run up the score late. I also think this defense is going to light up Jayden. I think they are going to confuse him enough and limit the amount of explosive plays. The Commanders are also a very aggressive team and as we saw last week that they have problems in the red zone. This bet means the Commanders do not score more than three touchdowns. I don’t see how the Commanders can kick field goals since they didn’t do it last week against the Buccs and that shouldn’t change against the Lions. The Commanders know every possession is TD or bust. Even when they beat the Buccs last week they didn’t get over this number. This number is too high for this spot. Give me this under. I really need a fucking winner. Please. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Lions average 20.1 points against this season
Commanders U23.5 in 6/9 on the road this season
