Lunch Break Lock

Record: 94-83-3 (+8.1 units)

Recap:

Push. I don’t get it. I am a broken record at this point. I know it is not a loss but it is the same story. Butler which is a dogshit team shot nearly 60% in the first half. I mean this shit was dead in the first five minutes with 23 points. Butler couldn’t miss. It is the same fucking story every fucking day. These dogshit teams know I am betting the under and shoot lights out on purpose. I don’t know what else it can be. Of course the only other fucking ranked into unranked was the first game of the day and went easily under. Of course I look at the board and what do I see? The team that bent me over on Saturday only had 16 points in the first fucking half. Fuck Minnesota. It feels like I am picking dog shit teams who somehow shoot way above their average for that single game and then look like dog shit again the very next game. Even Dayton today looked like shit and they cost me money recently too. It was a battle for this push. It was pacing over for the entire game until the last five minutes. Marquette finally controlled the game and slowed down the pace at the end and I thought I could win it. I mean Marquette had a 11 point lead for a minute and a half left and I had room. Then as it usually goes that fucker on Butler had to hit a three. I had six points to work and I needed some help. I got help but not enough to win only enough to push. I hate Butler. I hate everything. Lucky to push but also unlucky to lose late. I really hate this shit. I just want a win. Why can’t I win? I need to win.

Lock: St. Mary’s/Santa Clara U139.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I will not quit. I will not give up on college basketball. We are going with two teams in a pretty average conference. St. Mary’s has the chance this year to win the conference with a weaker Gonzaga. They have to win this game and they have to slow down the pace. St. Mary’s is dominating this season when they control the pace and they should do that again tonight. Santa Clara is pretty average and I think they crumble against a much better St. Mary’s team. They are at home but this isn’t a far trip for St. Mary’s so their defense should travel. Santa Clara should be up for this game on defense since they are not terrible this season and should be looking for better seeding for the WCC tourney. Looking at their last matchup it barely went over in the WCC tourney last season but it only went over this number because of two pity three’s by Santa Clara in the last forty seconds. As long as I avoid that I think this hits. This number is too high for how slow St. Mary’s plays. Santa Clara is going to get shutdown by their defense. Give me this under. I have to have a winner at some point and this is it. Please give me this under. Please. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U139.5 in St. Mary’s/Santa Clara in 3/L5

U139.5 in St. Mary’s 6/L8

Under in St. Mary’s 4/L6 on a Wednesday

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