Record: 99-89-3 (+6.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. What a winner. I got saved in the end and I deserved it. The refs were trying their hardest to get this one over. Bullshit foul after bullshit foul throughout the entire game. Massive shoutout to Colorado’s head coach for losing with class even though at first it didn’t seem like they would. The actual team is a bunch of pussies though they jacked up that three late even though they gave up and tried to get an and one when the game was over. I needed this close win. I honestly thought I was cursed from winning a close one. This game was all over the place. It wasn’t pacing great in the first half even though Colorado had three points in six minutes. It picked up pace in the middle of the half but then slowed down right before half and the live was 125.5 at half. At one point in the first half Houston looked like they were going to win by 50 but then they let Colorado get back into it. It was the softest fouls and super friendly rims that made this one close. I mean some of the bounces in the first half were absurd. Second half was a sweat. I was having deja vu with the end of this game. It was live line 122.5 with eight minutes left. That is great but of course it gave me a sweat with five minutes left as they picked up the pace. I love Houston but they still don’t know how to close out games. I thought this one was a loser with two minutes left. I haven’t won a bet like this in years. It pulled through in the end by a single half point. I deserved to have one go my way. I needed this one. What a fookin winner. Now I need more. I still need more and I will always need more.
Lock: 76ers/Bucks U228.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I had to stay away from the big game. I am biased as shit and I had to stay away. I didn’t want to promote taking an under for it when all I really care about is a Chiefs win. I know there are pieces of shit out there that do that but I am not one of them. I am back to an NBA under. I can’t say I feel comfortable taking NBA unders yet but it is the best bet on the board. The Bucks have been terrible recently and now Giannis is out so I don’t see how that improves their offense. They also score less PPG when he is out. The 76ers are also a mess and with the shit that went down last game I don’t see how that changes today. Embiid yelling at Oubre about jogging up the court should lead to better defense by the 76ers or at least some more effort on defense. Embiid is a GTD but I don’t think that matters much because of how shit they are. This all leads to an under. I know it is weird picking an NBA under on Super Bowl Sunday but it feels like the right thing to do. I feel like a more authentic gambler taking a game early. Only degenerates take a bet in one of these games before the Super Bowl. I love it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U228.5 in Bucks 3/L3
Under in Eagles 6/L9 played in February
