Record: All Time 27-18 8×4 3-18 Cash Flow +1,251
Recap: I want McMahon to get cut. I also want Bard to get cut. I hope to God that this was the last baseball game they ever play. There needs to be a federal investigation on what McMahon did. To make an error like that he can go fuck himself. There is no other explanation other than he had the over. That was utter bullshit. I hope he is out of the league soon and he plays in some bumfuck town in the minors struggling to pay the bills. Bard is a guarantee to be in the minors soon with the way he pitched. We were so close. Sweating for that under. To lose in that fashion error and then a walked run. Betting torture. Fuck the Giants too. They didn’t need those runs. The fielding by both teams cost us too many runs. I want to die. It looked so good in the first four innings. I got shit on by a bird today too. How did that lose? Once that happened I thought it was a guaranteed winner. The Gambling Gods really just fucking with me at this point. Other leans were Giants run line and Chelsea goal line I should have just gone with those. I can’t believe that bet was a loser. Back to fucking square one. Hopefully it gets better. Still up. But a massive drought.
Round 1: Ice Ice Ice. I have to go to hockey. To the back to back Stanley Cup Champs. Against a team that is cursed. Tampa Bay Lightning -1.5. Not just moneyline. Goal line. This should be plus money. As I am writing this the line has not come out yet. But the Lightning are not getting knocked out at home. No shot. This series goes to game seven. The Lightning are going to torch the Leafs tomorrow. The Leafs are good and could win the series don’t get me wrong. But the Lightning do not go out against the Leafs in the first round. They will not be the team the Leafs break the drought against in six games. This series goes to seven and it will be a must watch game seven nonetheless. I like this pick a lot and to get it in plus money you just can’t pass it up. I mean this is an experienced winning team. They can’t lose right? Please Gambing Gods don’t fuck me in this one too. I could just be a jinx if this team breaks a drought against me. Tampa please crush this team. Please. You have to.
Tampa Bay Lightning -1.5 vs Toronto Maple Leafs
Possible Bias: 🇺🇸>🇨🇦
Risk: $50
Odds: TBD
Payout: TBD
Super important, insightful, and unbiased stats:
Lightning are 6-2 in their last 8 playoff games as a favorite
Lightning are 70-30 in their last 100 Thursday games
Lightning are 188-89 in their last 277 games playing on 1 days rest
Lightning are 79-34 in their last 113 home games
Lightning are 58-25 in their last 83 games as a home favorite.
Maple Leafs last playoff series win 17 years ago
Always Calculated 🧮
Let’s Sail Lads ⛵️
