Lunch Break Lock

Record: 102-95-3 (+3.3 units)

Recap:

Loser. Kill me. Shoot me in the fucking head. What am I doing with my life? I am sick in the head. How do I wake up everyday and put hours into finding a winner just for them to bend me over. Why even look at the stats about pace when both teams come out acting like it is a track meet. I got fucked not being able to watch the game even though it was supposed to be on ESPN+. I don’t think it gets lower than listening to a Missouri Valley Conference Basketball Game on the radio. Not only having to listen to it but to lose money by absolute bullshit. I got the lower shooting stats that I needed but I don’t know how to predict a faster game. A game that was delayed a day and in a neutral arena which I would think means a slower game wasn’t. Unbelievable. How do I avoid this shit? I look at the stats and they get thrown out the window when I pick the game. The way it lost too. This game was going under in the last five minutes of the game too until Murray State hit three three’s in a row down eleven with 45 second left. How do you even make that up? Three garbage time three’s to kill the under. The game was fucking over and the live line with 1:20 left was 130.5. It crawled it’s way back after the atrocious first half and fucked me in the ass at the end of the game again. It wanted to fuck me over twice and I don’t know how to factor in these bets fucking me in the ass in the final minute. I mean Murray State had a guy who shoots 29% from three on the road this season go 5/9 from three and he had two of those in the final minute. They were down 11 points with 45 seconds left and they make three three’s. I can’t get over it. It is truly remarkable how I lost this bet. Can it get more depressing than this? Seriously what am I supposed to do?

Lock: Texas A&M/Mississippi State U144.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I have to keep fighting. I can’t stop. All we have is college basketball. I feel good about this one. I honestly don’t know that is a good or a bad thing but I feel good. State is coming off a big win against Ole Miss and A&M should be able to stop them in a let down spot. A&M plays defensive basketball and they shouldn’t go off on the road. This is the case of a good offense vs a better defense and average offense vs good defense. This points toward the under. I am desperate for a win here. I want to love college basketball again. I have been getting thrashed this season and I want to love college basketball again. This game has to go under. It was the best bet on the board and it has to go under. I don’t know what it is with college basketball this season but I am begging for this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U144.5 Texas A&M/Mississippi State in 5/L5

Under in Texas A&M’s 8/L9

Under in Texas A&M’s 4/L5 on the road

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