Lunch Break Lock

Record: 104-96-3 (+4.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. I mean it won but I don’t know why this is happening to me. It was comfortably under after the first three minutes of the game and all I had to do was avoid a disaster. I guess I sort of avoided disaster but it made me sweat like a mother fucker even though it was a great bet. I mean this pick was so good it survived an overtime. It was close to going to a 2OT and I don’t know if it would have survived it but the fact it would have had a chance of surviving two overtimes shows how I was really on this one. I mean it really was such a great pick and the Knicks were doing their best to fuck it. The fact they couldn’t beat the Bulls in regulation at home was crazy and then they had a seven point lead in overtime and still gave the Bulls a chance at the buzzer. Thankfully, they missed the final shot and that is a fucking winner. I got two quarters under fifty and that is how it is done. It tried it’s best to fuck me but it survived and it was sharp as hell. Now it is time for more and more.

Lock: Pistons/Spurs U236 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are staying in the association. This is the Pistons first game after the All Star break and the Spurs are on a back to back. This means that the Pistons should have some rust and the Spurs should be tired. The Spurs weren’t terrible yesterday but it felt like they operated like someone who was injured but didn’t feel the pain because the adrenaline was still there and now today they should feel the full effects of not having Wemby. The Pistons are also a much better team than the Suns defensively. The Pistons haven’t played a game in over a week and I think them being on the road also isn’t going to help them get the rust off. This game is also in Austin and I think that affects the Pistons shooting since they have never played there. I also just think this number is too high for the spot both of these teams are in. Give me another winner and let me start the weekend off right. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Pistons/Spurs 3/L4

Spurs average 6 points less on a back to back this season

Pistons average 4 points less on 3+ days of rest this season

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