Record: 105-97-3 (+4.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Such a sick joke. I guess I deserve this after getting a miracle win yesterday. It is a travesty that this did not hit. I got killed by Clemson. Absolutely killed by Clemson. 10/15 from deep in the first half. They average nine a fucking game. And this bet was still in it. The pace was great and the reffing was great in the first half but I was getting killed by Clemson from three. I mean it is incredible. I keep picking these fucking games and the teams keep going off on beyond the fucking ark. How do I factor this in? How am I supposed to predict a team shoots 90% from three to start and then ends the half with one more three than their entire game average? The fact it was still in it shows how great of it bet it was in the first half. The second half was a joke. The refs were a disgrace. I mean both teams were in the bonus in the first five minutes. I know they got the call at halftime. It was even close the difference in fouls between the first and second half. I knew the fouls were going to be an issue. They killed this bet with the three’s and the fouls and that’s what it comes down to. It looked pretty solid down the stretch but then everything went to shit. Of course the live line with five minutes to go was under this line. Then in a minute there was ten points and I knew I was fucked. I thought Clemson was going to have some fucking class with this win and then that fucking dickhead Lakhin dunked the ball instead of running thirty seconds off the clock that fucking prick. SMU didn’t help in the final seconds too. It was pain all around. I should have really hit this bet. It was right there in the end even with the light’s out shooting from three in the first half. The pace was there and the defense was sort of there it was just the threes and the refs. Fuck.
Lock: Wizards/Magic U216.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am back in the association. I am glad to be back. I think this number is too high and this game barely breaks two hundred. The Wizards are coming off a loss to the Bucks where they were right there. The Magic are coming off a bad loss to the Grizzlies where they gave up the lead late and didn’t call a timeout. The Magic play solid defense and I don’t see how that changes against the worst team in the league. I don’t see how the Wizards score any sort of points when they are tanking for Flagg. This is where I win again. I win again in the NBA. I might not enjoy watching it as much compared to college basketball but if I am winning in it that is all that matters. Get me back to winning. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Wizards’ 6/L8 played on a Sunday
Under in Magic’s 5/L6
Under in Magic’s 6/L8 at home
Under in Magic’s 4/L6 against opponents in the Eastern Conference
