Record: 107-103-3 (-0.2 units)
Recap:
I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. I will never bet on the Thunder. Fuck. What am I doing? Why did I have to be born a degenerate? Days like today I wish I could just enjoy reading. Why do I have to have a competition problem? I hate this. The Thunder are frauds. They let the Spurs have a field day shooting and it was over. It was over by halftime. I think the live line was 265 and that was still not high enough for this shit game. I picked an under on the highest scoring game of the day. Why am I so fucking stupid? This is the new low. I am on another losing streak and I am now negative. This is terrible. Why is this happening? Whenever I have a terrible beat like the Cam Johnson loss it somehow always spirals into a terrible losing streak. I need to be better. I will not stop.
Lock: Sharks/Maple Leafs U6.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I had to get away from basketball. We are back to the ice even though it did fuck me on this losing streak too. This is all we got right now. It is depressing as hell but I have to keep fighting. We have one of the best teams in the league for the worst teams in the league. The Maple Leafs are going to win this game but I do not think it is a total blowout. I think this total is too high for the spot. I do not see how the Sharks score and I think the Maple Leafs get a lead and then sit on it. The Leafs are also on a back to back overtime win in Pittsburgh so they shouldn’t have the freshest of legs. The Sharks are still on a long road trip and should also be tired and they don’t have the ability to score. This the play to get me out of this mess. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Sharks rank 29th in goals in the NHL
Under in Maple Leafs’ 22/L33 at home
Under in Maple Leafs’ 5/L7 against opponents in the Pacific Division