Lunch Break Lock

Record: 110-105-3 (+0.45 units)

Recap:

Loser. What do I even say about this one? It fucking played me. Couldn’t have had a worst start. An absolute bullshit fucking goal. I don’t think I have ever seen a goal off of a goalies helmet. A direct shot at the helmet and in. Fucking unbelievable. Then a broken stick to a penalty that led to the second goal. I don’t understand why the fucker held his stick they were going to stop the counter. The goal was shit too. It took a slight deflection but it was still at the fucking wanker. It wasn’t even a terrible period but then they scored with a minute left and I was fucked with a three goal period. I needed saving and I thought I got it. A shutout second period. It was alive again and the live line was at 5.5 before the start of the third. Just as the first period was bullshit the third period had even more bullshit. Detroit didn’t even show up for the third period. Two goals instantly and I was fucked. 5 goals and I had one to work with for 18 minutes. I was fucked. I then knew it was dead when the Red Wings let in the fourth only two minutes after the third it was really over. 3 goals in five minutes. You can’t make up this shite. I had thought I had seen it all and then to kill the game the Capitals scored short handed. Unbelievable. I lost by a single fucking goal. I even had a scoreless period . You really can’t make this shit up. I was one terrible goal away from hitting. The Capitals goalie fucked me with the first two. For it to pull me back in like that hurt. It hurt a lot. Fucking shite. Majority of NHL games went over too. I never even had a look at the ones that went under today so I do have to note that. This one was brutal. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Arizona/Kansas U154 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am doing it again. I am back to college basketball. I think I have given it enough time to cool off and I can get back in it. I know I took Kansas last week and they fucked me but my logic is that they can’t fuck me twice. This is a classic ranked into unranked. This is going to be a very competitive game. Kansas has been on the decline and I wouldn’t say they are a guarantee to make tournament. Arizona is also fighting to stay ranked and get a better seed not only for the actual tourney but for the conference tourney. There has to be some defense here. Arizona is also not great offensively on the road. Looking at the loss for the Kansas under last weekend all it was-was the first five minutes. If both teams didn’t shoot lights out in the first five it hits. All we have to do in this game is avoid that since this number is so high. This is the best ranked into unranked on the board. I am excited to be back into college ball. I missed it and I don’t want to leave it so this pick better not let me down. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Arizona’s 5/L7

Under in Arizona’s 4/L5 on a Saturday on the road

U154 in Kansas’ 8/L10

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