Lunch Break Lock

Record: 111-106-3 (+0.55 units)

Recap:

Winner. What a winner. We got saved by a point and a half. It was a magical fourth quarter. A 48 point fourth quarter after the others all hit around sixty. No complaints but this game should have been a lot easier. I didn’t think Grant would go off in this game but that is what I do when I pick these games. I make shit players play lights out because somehow they know I have the under. So many bullshit fouls. There was so many ghost fouls called. There was one to end the half and there was even a bullshit technical foul on Cade and I knew I could get fucked by either one because every point mattered in this one. I was pretty much getting fucked the entire game until the fourth quarter. This was a true battle. It was never really pacing until the fourth quarter. The live line was staying close so I did hold hope for the entire game. It finally slowed down in the fourth quarter and we actually got a close game. I thought there was a chance we could get fouled to death at the end but thankfully the Pistons finally controlled the game in the final minute. It really came down to the final shot in garbage time and that fucker Simmons bricked the final three to end the game. I knew that shithead would shoot the ball too. This was a hard fought win. I deserved this one. This game deserved to go under. Now I need to keep it going. I need more and more and more.

Lock: Jazz/Celtics U230 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are sticking with the NBA. We are going with a team that is coming off a big win and now doesn’t really have much to play for and a team that is trying to lose. The Celtics are pretty much locked in to the second seed so they really have no reason to go all out in these games since they have nothing to play for. I don’t see how they can really get up for this game after playing primetime on Saturday against the Lakers and now are up against the Utah Jazz. The Jazz are trying to lose this game. A bunch of their players are listed as GTD and I see a lot of them sitting since this is a back to back. The Jazz score less in back to backs and I don’t see how that changes on the road against the defending champs. This number is too high for this spot. I love this pick. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Jazz average 7 points less on the road on a back to back this season

U230 in Celtics’ 8/L10

U230 in Celtics’ 15/20 this season when they win by 15+

Under in Celtics’ 8/L10 played on a Monday

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