Lunch Break Lock

Record: 130-123-3 (-0.6 units)

Recap:

Loser. I am a broken record at this point. I also have a terrible record. It has been a while since I have had to take off the plus sign. I am broken. Skubal pitched great. Lights out from him and I loved it. Alexander was a mess. He was shit to start the game. Absolutely terrible. This fucking bozo was throwing garbage right down the middle on 0-2 counts. It made 0 sense. He got killed in the first inning and then had another disaster in the second inning. He was shit in the second inning but it wasn’t really his fault. We had an atrocious error that should have been a double play and we didn’t even get a single out which then lead to two runs. It was pretty much dead after that with this line so low. Skubal pitching lights out kind of gave me a little hope after the third. Then it was officially dead in the fourth inning. Another fucking error and this one was on Alexander and I was finished. Didn’t even make five innings. I had one team score one run the entire game and this was dead by the fifth inning. Can’t make it up. This run is unbearable. I tried everything for this pick and I still failed. I don’t know what to do. I am shit. I feel like shit. I can’t catch a break and I am getting all of the shit. To be fair to my terrible fucking losing streak Underia did get killed today. NHL went 2/6 under and MLB went 3/10 under. It is a terrible time for Underia right now. I am dying and so are both of the leagues. I will not surrender but man is this tough. Fuck.

Lock: Zaccharie Risacher U11.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am praying for a win. It is really all I can do at this point. We have NBA back which could be my way out. We have competitive basketball again. We begin the playoffs and maybe this is what I need to start a run and maybe the NBA can get me right. I am actually excited about the NBA playoffs. This is the first time in years I feel ready and have watched probably the most NBA basketball I have in years before the playoffs. I am ready to take over. We are going with a rookie. The number one overall pick in the weakest draft in the past ten years. I don’t think he is good and this spot is way too big for him. The Magic are probably the best defensive team in the league and play perfect slow basketball. They are going to be all over this rookie and have a field day with him. He hasn’t hit this over against them and I don’t see it happening in Orlando in a play in game. I see this game being a blowout early and the Hawks pull him and try to get their Vets off the bench involved. This is the play that gets me back to winning. I need this one bad. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U11.5 in 4/4 this season vs the Magic