Lunch Break Lock

Record: 131-124-3 (-.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. I am still dead. I thought yesterday’s game might have changed it, but I am certainly still dead. This bet died by the fourth quarter. I have never seen a more shit team than the Kings. The Mavs had all their role players play lights out. Klay Thompson couldn’t miss, as well. The refs were atrocious too. Fuck. I really don’t understand what the Kings were doing on defense. I mean, they were so shit. Wide open look after wide open look for the Mavs. They even let Dante fucking Exum drive several times and have wide open layups. It was really remarkable how shit their defense was in a must win game. Everyone on that team is frauds. Fraud of an organization, and it showed tonight. Of course, the other game went under too. If only I didn’t get shafted by the Bulls this season, I would have considered that game. So shit. They gave me a little tease in the end too. 8 points to start the first four minutes of the fourth just to show what was possible if they both played defense. Terrible. Fucking terrible. I need to win tomorrow. I have to try and start a run.

Lock: Royals/Tigers NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am still searching for my first baseball winner of the season. All I am asking for, once again, is one clean inning. All I need is one. I am not asking for much. I love the two pitchers on the mound. Olson hasn’t been as solid in the first inning as last year to start the season, but he has still been solid. I mean, he didn’t allow a single run in the first inning last year, so it was tough to repeat that. Lorenzen is a vet and should be able to get a clean three outs. He hasn’t allowed a run in the first inning this season, and the Tigers’ bats have been cold the past two days. I love this spot for a NRFI. I get two really solid pitchers, and we get a clean inning. Give me this NRFI. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Tigers average 0.58 runs less at home in the first inning this season

Royals average 0.16 runs less on the road in the first inning this season

Lorenzen no runs allowed in the first inning in 3/L3

Olson no runs allowed in the first inning in 23/L25