Record: 134-128-3 (-2.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck me. We got fucked. The only run scored in the first six fucking innings. I got fucked by the worst first inning team in baseball. Elder was dogshit, plain and simple. The fucker started the game throwing five straight balls and got no help from the ump. It actually didn’t matter though because then there was a double play and it teased the fuck out of me. Elder simply just fucked me. He couldn’t get that last fucking out. He walked another fucker and then that fucker stole second and then I got fucked. Another fucking hit and I got fucked. I can’t believe it. Mikolas did his job too. They pitched great the next five fucking innings. Fuck. This shit hurts. The worst first inning team and he couldn’t get three fucking outs. Fuck.
Lock: U16.5 Defensive Players Drafted in R1 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Let’s have a night. I am looking forward to this bet. I think it is an offense heavy first round. I also do not think this number is calculating how dumb some teams are. We are going to see Dart and Sanders get drafted in the first round. There are enough coaches fighting for their job and enough bad owners to let them go after a shit QB in the first round. I also love that the Chiefs and the Eagles have the final two picks of the first round too. Both teams love to trade out and I can see a team trading with them if a QB or a WR is still left that they want to grab in the first round. I researched a lot of mock drafts and I see a lot having 16+ offensive players in the first round. Another key piece of this is Travis Hunter. The Browns are going to draft him and he should be drafted as a WR. The Browns plan to use him more as a WR so there is no reason why he won’t be a WR. I love this play. I think we see shit QB’s get taking in the first round and we see the final two picks of the draft go to offensive players. This is a long sweat. This is a fun one and I love it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Shrager’s Mock has 18 Offensive Players in R1
Bucky’s Mock has 16 Offensive Players in R1
Chris Simms Mock has 16 Offensive Players in R1
Mel Kiper’s Mock has 17 Offensive Players in R1