Lunch Break Lock

Record: 156-150-3 (-4.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. I am done with hockey. It has killed me all year. I remember a couple of years ago I was smashing puck lines and now I am getting killed on totals. The two game sevens with less than five seconds left killed me and then shit like today also killed me. I am done. This one never had a chance. Zero defense in the first period. Dumb penalties and we had five goals in the first period. It was over after that. I know how this goes too. It is going to end 1-0 next game. I am shit at hockey. I think thats it for the season. No more ice. I should have gone to the WNBA. Such a joke. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: Spivac/Cortes-Acosta U2.5 Rounds 1u to win 0.7u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I don’t get a lot of chances to bet UFC but tonight is one if them. We are really in summer now and it’s either this or WNBA and we have a lot more opportunities to bet the WNBA. You don’t get a lot of opportunities to bet on the big boys. One of these big motherfuckers is going to get a KO. I can’t believe this line. I can’t believe I get two rounds betting heavyweights. Both of these guys are a fight away from being on a main card and two fights away from being a real contender. They are in the prime of their career and this is it for them. They have to win and they have to put on a show. Pivac likes to get shit going early whether he wins or loses. Acosta take his time but I don’t think he can do that against Pivac. If Acosta wants a real chance at a belt he has to put on a show and make a bigger jump up from 11 in the rankings. It is as simple as that. I am excited about this fight and I love an early stoppage here. Give me this shit. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U2.5 in Spivac’s 7/L7