Record: 159-154-3 (-6.0 units)
Recap:
Winner. This is what I do. I am the NBA Playoffs. I am finding all of the winners. I am hitting everything in the NBA. I can’t miss. I mean I know what is going to happen in these games before they happen. I could have gone with the other guys I think are shit but I went with this fucker because I knew it would easier. It was so fucking easy. He barely played and it was splendid. He was hawking the rim a little bit for rebounds but I wasn’t worried. The matchups didn’t make sense for him to play and I was on it. Absolutely nailed it. I am on basketball. I know ball. I love ball. Don’t stop feeding me the ball. I need more and more and more.
Lock: Storm/Valkyries U155 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We sticking with ball. I told myself no more hockey and I am sticking with ball. I love this pick. It is the last game of the day and look at that board. I already loved it and then seeing what has happened today I loved it even more. Both games went over and now we get an under. I had the exact opposite happen to me a few weeks ago and now we get the perfect spot. I love this matchup. Seattle plays solid defense and has a great interior defense. Valkyries play slow shit basketball. This is the perfect matchup. I love this bet. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Storm ranked 8th in pace
Valkyries ranked 10th in pace